X-san: Hey man, hey man...I got beautiful babies upstairs. Come check it out.
Me: I'm going home.
X-san: But I got beautiful babies here. Hot Japanese girls, all nationalities.
Me: But I got beautiful babies at home.
X-san: But do you have up to 25 of them?
Me: Well...no, I guess I don't.
X-san: Come check it out.
Me: Another night, man. Thanks though.
X-san: But their t*tties are so hot!
Me: I'm sure they are.
And as I continued alone up the sidewalk I recalled the rather unusual figure that X-san offered..."up to 25 beautiful babies." Did that mean that there were any possible number of girls in the 4th floor sex den up to a maximum of 25? Or, was he saying that there were more than 25 girls, but at least 25 of them were beautiful? And of that "up to 25," I wonder how many of them actually had "hot t*tties."
It's no wonder that so many Japanese men are into math...
1 comment:
What if it was actual babies? Like a nursery full of them?
And what exactly does "hot Japanese girls, all nationalities" mean? Could there potentially have been Swedish-Japanese girls up there? Or Canadian-Japanese girls? Dutch-Japanese, even? Or any number of permutations...
Oh, and are you sure that he meant "hot" as in attractive, and not "hot" as in 100 degrees? (You know, since there were possibly up to 25 ethnically diverse japanese infants crammed in there...)
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